On birds (again)
It just flew into the window at a high rate of speed. There is silence. For now.
I’m going to kill that damn bird chirping incessantly outside my office window.
I was just behind a vehicle with personalized license plates reading SEXY14U Vain much?
On White Space
It’s evil. It’s like the devil. White space, according to some most customers, should be avoided like a monkey with Ebola or a lady of the evening riddled with airborn herpes.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Twitter. Sort of.
Everything in my Scooby-Doo lunch pail tastes like Ivory soap. At least it’s 99.99% pure.