March 2009
7 posts
On birds (again)
It just flew into the window at a high rate of speed.
There is silence.
For now.
On birds
I’m going to kill that damn bird chirping incessantly outside my office window.
on douchebags
I was just behind a vehicle with personalized license plates reading SEXY14U
Vain much?
On White Space
It’s evil. It’s like the devil. White space, according to some most customers, should be avoided like a monkey with Ebola or a lady of the evening riddled with airborn herpes.
WatchEverything you ever wanted to know about Twitter. Sort of.
On tastes
Everything in my Scooby-Doo lunch pail tastes like Ivory soap. At least it’s 99.99% pure.
