If you were expecting something coherent, move along.
08 Jun 09
Seriously. Who uses the time stamp on their digital photos?Seriously. Who uses the time stamp on their digital photos?

05 Jun 09
s4xton:

Bing sets New Record in Horizontal Scaling
Truly disgusting.

 It would seem that Microsoft is the record holder here but that right belongs to a former co-worker.

s4xton:

Bing sets New Record in Horizontal Scaling

Truly disgusting.

 It would seem that Microsoft is the record holder here but that right belongs to a former co-worker.


04 May 09

On maturity

It seems almost sad to me when a co-worker can’t accept the fact that someone else’s work was judged to be better and throws what could be considered an adult-sized hissy fit.
30 Apr 09

On chicken

Wait a minute. There’s a Popeye’s Chicken in Minnesota?

29 Apr 09

On retirement

401(k) company match contribution was just suspended. Will it ever come back or are we entering a new era of “fuck it, employees can deal with it on their own”?
23 Apr 09

On bathrooms

I’m thinking that last trip is gonna result in some stained porcelain.
20 Apr 09
edkohler:

jss
:holleewoodworld:


“My boobs are good. They’re real and perky. Even if you can’t see them, the important thing is that I know about them, and the guys I’ve slept with know about them.”
— Chelsea Handler in the May Allure.

I dunno.  I can’t help but be sort of disappointed by Chelsea Handler.  She’s so damn funny, but I feel like she’s trying to garner popularity through becoming a sex symbol.  Why wasn’t being hilarious enough?

I would describe Chelsea Handler’s talents and her “talents” as multi-dimensional. She seems very expressive.

 This photo truly makes me appreciate Chelsea Handler’s hotness level. Wow.

edkohler:

jss

:holleewoodworld:

“My boobs are good. They’re real and perky. Even if you can’t see them, the important thing is that I know about them, and the guys I’ve slept with know about them.”

— Chelsea Handler in the May Allure.

I dunno.  I can’t help but be sort of disappointed by Chelsea Handler.  She’s so damn funny, but I feel like she’s trying to garner popularity through becoming a sex symbol.  Why wasn’t being hilarious enough?

I would describe Chelsea Handler’s talents and her “talents” as multi-dimensional. She seems very expressive.

 This photo truly makes me appreciate Chelsea Handler’s hotness level. Wow.


07 Apr 09

On that damned bird

The Cardinal outside my office window has been literally thrashing its body against said window for an entire week. It’s not injured. I think it’s incapable of finding a mate for its stupid self so that rules out protecting an egg-filled nest. This Cardinal obviously has a death wish.

What do birds see circling around their heads after getting injured?

06 Apr 09

On odors

If you drop one off in the men’s room that smells like a digested but full ash tray, have the damn decency to spray the air freshener sitting on the vanity.
31 Mar 09

On birds (again)

It just flew into the window at a high rate of speed.

There is silence.

For now.

31 Mar 09

On birds

I’m going to kill that damn bird chirping incessantly outside my office window.
27 Mar 09

on douchebags

I was just behind a vehicle with personalized license plates reading SEXY14U

Vain much?

20 Mar 09

On White Space

It’s evil. It’s like the devil. White space, according to some most customers, should be avoided like a monkey with Ebola or a lady of the evening riddled with airborn herpes.
12 Mar 09
Everything you ever wanted to know about Twitter. Sort of.
04 Mar 09

On tastes

Everything in my Scooby-Doo lunch pail tastes like Ivory soap. At least it’s 99.99% pure.